All your lines were really great and I liked them all but there can be only one winner... Hope you all at least had fun with it like I did!
And so the winner is...
(not sure he wants his full name on the blog)
and for some honor mentions-
I really really liked this line by Takatofan1986, but damn Superboy you should never quit coming here!
Also enjoyed this line by jonnyku very much, it was smart and funny!
You can watch and enjoy all the other submissions over here- http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/w3xnrfwra3ebghjdj89pw4ts39xb8e95